Rubbonics: Official Jerky Language

NOTE: etymologies do not always reflect actual usage.

absolutely interj. also absolutement (Fr.) [ab so' lu môn']
An interjection used to indicate disinterested approval of a nonsequitur or irrelevant topic. [Romulus]
addict n.
1. An IRC user. (See also crack.) [Archaic.] 2. RUBBAHEAD.
all good adv. phrase.
In a reassurably positive condition. (It's all good.)
it's all good 1. Mysterious or confusing but clearly beneficial. 2. Beneficial (for the speaker), though possibly harmful for others. [All good here indicates that the speaker has no concern about the consequences surrounding a beneficial event.]
(he's) all good Drunk.
ass monkey n.
1. A person or creature which is often seen in the areas of the asses of others. 2. An undesirable person.
assneck n. Anat.
1. The area of the back immediately above the gluteus. 2. An inspecific part of the body which is characteristically in pain or is sore. [Jerky Boys]
baaaam [bam] interj.
An prolonged exclamation used to denote an instantaneous revelation or to enhance the effects of a put-down. [Jerky Boys/In Living Color]
chode [chöd] n.
A worthless person; someone who has made themselves vulnerable to scorn through idiocy or profound mistake. [Origin unclear.]
crack n.
1. IRC. [Archaic.] 2. Any activity which attracts heavy involvement and is both unnecessary and enjoyable. Usu. involving a computer and/or the internet. (See also addict.)
crackpipe n. A computer being used for an activity which meets the above definition of crack. [Romulus et al]
definitely interj.
Similar to absolutely, except that the speaker does not know the answer, nor cares, but believes affirmation to be preferable to the listener. [Romulus]
drugs1 n.
1. Used as a greeting. 2. WACKY DRUGS.
fucking drugs interj. A random interjection. [Assorted contribs.]
drugs2 n. [Archaic]
1. Sex. 2. Any level of romantic relationship.
[Drugs is used as a metaphor to identify any number of relationship situations or advances through creative use of appropriate terms. For example, heavy drugs usually indicates a strong sexual relationship, whereas light drugs would refer to a slow-moving or otherwise platonic yet romantic relationship. Recreational drug use means having sexual intercourse without an established romantic relationship. Not inhaling generally means flirting, being a tease, or simply being suggestive, etc. Being drug-free has an obvious definition. See also wacky drugs.] [Romulus et al]
ereet [ee reet'] adj.
A facetious denotation of quality or superiority. [Wrath]
fantastic also fan fuckin tastic interj.
See absolutely and sure.
f3 also f8 exclamation. [Archaic.]
[See get your own bag.] [Derived from the position of fingers when laid out on the function keys of a keyboard.]
fuckball [fuk' bol] n.
[See rubbaneck.] [Romulus]
fuck you [fuk' yew'] interj.
Used as a greeting. (Hey, fuck you.)
get your own bag exclamatory phrase. [Archaic.]
An expression of rejection or refusal; a request to desist annoyance. Usually loosely translated into English as "fuck you." [Wrath]
go and play with your lucky chodes exclamatory phrase.
An order to avoid the speaker's presence or attention. Somewhat synonymous with get your own bag. See also chode. [Lucky Chodes, a cereal depicited in Ren and Stimpy]
good [güd]
[See rubbery.]
grissleneck [griSS' el nek'] n.
1. The evolutionary precursor to the rubberneck (q.v.). 2. An old, angry yet powerless man, having been disillusioned about the state of the world, e.g. Raymond and Peter. [Eggnog]
Lucky Lou n. Cap.
A mythical purveyor of generic and/or "no-name" merchandise, of questionable fitness for sale, but at low price; usu. proprietor of a "House" of sale of a particular item.
[Items of questionable or unknown reputation purchased at low price from known stores or outlets are often portrayed as being sold by Lucky Lou, and/or identified as being of "Lucky Lou's House-O'-(item)" brand.]
Mac- also Mc- [mik] prefix. [Usu. cap.]
1. Denoting lack of quality or reputability (McChode). 2. Made for the Macintosh computer (a McServer). 3. A general intensifier, usually also indicating erraticity (McSilly). 4. Artificial, or otherwise synthetic, but not necessarily inferior (McFood). 5. Generic (McStuff). [Assorted contribs.]
912 adj.
Wrong, incorrect.
to have the wrong number (which is 912) v.i. To be undesirably wrong or misled. [Simpsons]
own v.i.
To be superior to all others in the same class. (This owns.)
[Derived from owns yer ass [r00t], from own v.t.: to command or control via reactive, deterring shows of force]
poop [pup] interj.
1. A brief interjection used to enhance a successful put-down or to facilitate apprecation of an uncomfortable topic. 2. Used as a succinct greeting in textual environments. [Beavis and Butthead]
prok n.
1. Any pork (or certain other fatty meats) served in a form which does not resemble or evince its true original state as a natural meat product. 2. Chinese-American-style boneless spare ribs. [Wrath et al; adapted from pron]
robble adj.
Bad, unsatisfactory, substandard. (The situation isn't great, but I wouldn't call it robble.) [The Onion]
rubbaboot also bubbaroot n.
Linux boot disks. [Pablo]
rubbahead [rub' bah hed'] n.
A person who has a head as if made of rubber, i.e., one who is soft in the head. [Anthrax]
rubbaneck1 also rubbahneck [rub' bah nek'] n.
Referring to a person of questionable value or intelligence; a nut. Used primarily as a friendly form of address. [Jerky Boys]
rubbaneck2 also rubberneck v.
1. To cause damage to an object in an extreme and efficient fashion, to render something inoperative with little effort. (That machine is rubbanecked.) 2. To change the appearance or operation of an object or system fundamentally in a unique fashion, without damaging it. (He's rubbernecked this thing all good.)
rubbanecked adv. 1. To have been rendered inoperable beyond immediate or simple repair. 2. To be in a severely altered state, i.e. heavily drunk. 3. To have been changed in an apparently haphazard fashion. 4. FUCKED [or fucked up].
rubberneckery [rub' ber nek' er y] n.
1. An abstract term denoting any activity which involves a considerable amount of work and/or ingenuity and related to general configuration, alteration, or repair. May involve illegal activity. 2. Denoting lesiure activities regularly performed or expected from a particular individual or group. (all sorts of rubberneckery.)
rubbery adv.
1. In a noticeably altered but enjoyable state, i.e. drunk. 2. Denoting a sense of general calm; a positive state of affairs. (It's all rubbery.) 3. In an indeterminable and unsure condition. 4. Enjoyable. 5. GOOD. 6. RUBBANECKED (sense 2).
silly adj.
1. Exceptionally good or enjoyable. 2. Unexpected, especially when also enjoyable. 3. In an altered but still mobile state. 4. RUBBERY. [Jerky Boys]
silliness n. 1. Unbelievably accidental or stupid activities or conditions. 2. RUBBERNECKERY.
sillified adj. Made to become very silly.
shitstain also shit stain n.
[See ass monkey (sense 2).]
sure cond. adv.
A statement of uninterested or unaffecting affirmation or of unimportant agreement. Usually translatable as "yes."
thermite adj. [Archaic.]
Exceptionally good, durable, reliable, or otherwise of high quality. (That was really thermite.) [Pablo]
toast fucking noun phrase.
A term used to indicate a ridiculous or misintended activity. ["Brain Candy"] (See also silliness.)
toastymo also t0astym0 interj. [Archaic]
An ancient war cry. [Romulus/D-Dial]
triangle theory n.
A social philosophy involving three desirable qualities in others which cannot all be found in the same person. [Wrath]
two things
Aboslutely nothing. (Used when the answer is expected or was hoped to be at least one thing, as in "I did two things last night" or "There were two things in the fridge.")
[The two things referred to are 'jack' and 'shit', as in "He knows two things -- jack and shit."] [Romulus]
wacky drugs also fuckin drugs n.
1. Items or services required in order to complete a task, esp those which were initially forgotten. 2. An important or desired element of another person's project which one has forgotten the name of. (Did you get all the, uh, wacky drugs?) 3. Any duty which is essential to a task but is something one does not want to think about and will likely postpone. (Shit, I gotta remember to go and get the wacky drugs.) 4. Items which one is expected to have for an event, and does. (We got all the wacky drugs.)
wackyness n. (See silliness and rubberneckery.) [Beavis & Butthead]
wacktified also whacktified adj. Made to become excessively wacky.
words and numbers intj. phrase.
Denoting concepts which are in reality simple yet are difficult for some to comprehend. [Beavis & Butthead]
your mother interj.
Same to you.

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